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ATTORNEY (AND THE PRONOUN "WE") SHALL REFER TO ATTORNEY JOE COIMBRA AND/OR HIS EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS, VENDORS, AND/OR REPRESENTATIVES IN ANY CAPACITY WHATSOEVER AND/OR COLLECTIVELY "SECOND CHANCES LAW GROUP, APC". THE WORDS AND/OR PHRASES "LETTER", "MAILER" , "MAILER TO WHICH THIS DISCLAIMER CORRESPONDS" AND "MAILER AND ENVELOPE TO WHICH THIS DISCLAIMER CORRESPONDS" SHALL BE USED INTERCHANGEABLY HEREIN. IF YOU CONTACT US VIA TEXT, STANDARD TEXT MESSAGE RATES MAY APPLY THROUGH YOUR PROVIDER AND/OR ANY OTHER ENTITY(IES). WE MAKE NO ABSOLUTE WARRANTY THAT OUR 888 PHONE NUMBER IS TOLL FREE, ALTHOUGH WE BELIEVE IT TO BE BASED ON THE REPRESENTATIVES OF THE VENDOR THAT PROVIDES ATTORNEY WITH OUR 888 PHONE NUMBER. RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER IS BY NO MEANS AN ADVERSE REFLECTION ON THE PERSON RECEIVING IT INSOFAR AS YOUR COMPLIANCE WITH YOUR PC 290 REGISTRATION OBLIGATION IS CONCERNED.
WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS LETTER ARRIVING AT YOUR ADDRESS. YOU RECEIVED THIS LETTER ONLY BECAUSE PUBLICLY-AVAILABLE RECORDS SHOW THAT YOUR RESIDENCE, EITHER CURRENTLY OR AT SOME POINT IN THE RECENT OR DISTANT PAST, HOUSED A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER, ALSO KNOWN AS A 290 REGISTRANT. AGAIN, OUR LETTER IS MERELY, EXCLUSIVELY AND SIMPLY A STATEMENT OF THE AVAILABILITY OF OUR SERVICES, NOTHING MORE. IF IT DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU, PLEASE MERELY DISREGARD AND/OR POLITELY CONTACT OUR OFFICE SO THAT YOU MAY BE REMOVED FROM OUR MAILING LIST. RUDE AND/OR ABUSIVE COMMUNICATIONS WILL BE CAREFULLY DOCUMENTED AND ANY CRIMINAL THREATS AND/OR HARASSMENT WILL BE SWIFTLY REPORTED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT.
THE PHRASE "ISN'T IT TIME TO DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM THE PC 290 REGISTRY?" IS MERELY AN INVITATION TO DISCUSS THE POSSIBILITY OF ELIGIBILITY UNDER SENATE BILL 384 WHICH WAS PASSED INTO LAW BY GOVERNOR BROWN ON OR ABOUT OCTOBER 6, 2018 ; IT IS IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM INTENDED TO BE ANY DECLARATION THAT YOU SHOULD EVER SHIRK YOUR PC 290 REGISTRATION REPONSIBILITY/IES SHY OF AN UNAMBIGUOUS, UNEQUIVOCAL AND PROPER ORDER FROM THE APPLICABLE STATE GOVERNMENT ENTITY TO THE CONTRARY. "FIND OUT IF YOU'D QUALIFY" IS MERELY AN INVITATION TO COME AND DISCUSS YOUR PROSPECTIVE ELIGIBILITY UNDER SENATE BILL 384 (SB384). BE ADVISED THAT SB384 MAY UNDERGO FURTHER REVISIONS BETWEEN NOW AND ITS CURRENTLY-SLATED EFFECTIVE DATE OF JANUARY 2021 AND THAT ANY PRELIMINARY CONCLUSION OF ELIGIBILITY GENERATED BY OUR OFFICE IS STRICTLY ATTORNEY'S OWN PROFESSIONAL OPINION AND NOT NECESSARILY INDISPUTABLE OR BEYOND DISAGREEMENT BY ANY OTHER ATTORNEY. ATTORNEY'S OPINION IS BASED ON REASONABLE GOOD FAITH BELIEF AND IS NOT INTENDED TO BE AN EXACT AND/OR PRECISE DETERMINATION IN VIEW OF THE REVISIONS WHICH MAY OCCUR AND/OR MISCALCULATION OF ELIGIBILITY THAT MAY OCCUR CONSIDERING THE COMPLEXITY AND LABYRINTHINE VOLUME OF SB384. THE SAME HOLDS TRUE OF ANY OF OUR LEGAL SERVICES AVAILABLE; ANY DETERMINATION OF ELIGIBILITY IS ONLY ATTORNEY'S REASONABLE AND GOOD FAITH PRELIMINARY DETERMINATION AND ANY MISCALCULATION IS ATTRIBUTABLE TO HUMAN ERROR AND ANY SUCH MISCALCULATION SHALL NOT BE HELD AGAINST ATTORNEY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.
FREE CONSULTATION WITH ATTORNEY IS IN-PERSON ONLY. HOWEVER, PRIOR THERETO, YOU WILL BE ASKED TO ANSWER A SERIES OF QUESTIONS BY OUR INTAKE PERSONNEL TO BETTER ASSIST IN OUR UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR CASE. YOUR APPOINTMENT, IF ANY IS MADE, WILL BE CANCELLED IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY WITH THIS OVER-THE-PHONE INTAKE. NONE OF THE VERBIAGE, EXPRESSIONS, WORDS, PHRASES, INSIGNIA AND/OR CHARACTERS OF ANY KIND ARE IN AND OF THEMSELVES, OR IN THEIR COMBINED USE, INTENDED TO MISLEAD ANYONE NOR ESTABLISH ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP NOR IMPART ANY LEGAL ADVICE NOR ANY GUARANTEE, WARRANTY NOR PROMISE OF ANY PARTICULAR OUTCOME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO A "POSITIVE" OUTCOME WHATSOEVER.
NO GUARANTEE, IMPLIED OR EXPRESS WARRANTY, PROMISE, ASSURANCE, AND/OR REPRESENTATION OF ANY PARTICULAR OUTCOME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO A "POSITIVE" OR OTHER DESIRED OUTCOME, IS CONVEYED WHATSOEVER IN OUR LETTER (NOR IN ANY OTHER COMMUNICATION OR CONVEYANCE IN ANY FORMAT DISSEMINATED OR ESTABLISHED AT ANY TIME). NO ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP IS ESTABLISHED BY YOUR RECEIPT OF OUR COMMUNICATION; IN FACT, A SEPARATE ATTORNEY-CLIENT AGREEMENT AND REMITTAL OF REMUNERATION TO ATTORNEY (IN AN AMOUNT SATISFACTORY TO ATTORNEY) ARE REQUIRED BEFORE ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP CAN OR MAY BE FORMED, CREATED, COMMENCED AND/OR ESTABLISHED.
THE WORD "URGENT" AS IN "URGENT LAW FIRM NEWSLETTER" APPEARS MERELY TO INDICATE THE URGENCY THAT ATTORNEY BELIEVES EXISTS WHENEVER CRIMINAL ACCUSATION(S), ALLEGATION(S), INVESTIGATION(S), CONVICTION(S), POST-CONVICTION BURDENS SUCH AS PROBATION (AND/OR ANY OTHER EVENT(S) AT ANY STAGE(S) OF ANY PROCESS RELATING TO CRIMINAL AND/OR PENAL CODE VIOLATION(S) AND/OR ANY OTHER VIOLATIONS OF LOCAL AND/OR STATE AND/OR FEDERAL CODE(S), LAW(S), REGULATION(S), RULE(S), STATUTE(S), ETC.) ARE INVOLVED CONSIDERING THE POTENTIAL HARSHNESS PENALTY/IES, PUNISHMENT(S), POSSIBLE INCARCERATION AND/OR IMPRISONMENT AND/OR LOSS OF FREEDOM AND/OR OTHER ADVERSE CONSEQUENCES ON CERTAIN RIGHTS AND/OR PRIVILEGES SUCH AS BUT NOT LIMITED TO INCARCERATION AND/OR IMPRISONMENT AND/OR PAROLE AND/OR PROBATION AND/OR VIOLATION OF PROBATION ASSOCIATED WITH A CRIMINAL ACCUSATION OR CONVICTION THAT DOES NOT GO ADDRESSED BY COMPETENT LEGAL COUNSEL; IN OTHER WORDS, ATTORNEY REASONABLY AND IN GOOD FAITH BELIEVES THAT ANY CRIMINAL MATTER IS, BY DEFINITION AND/OR IN EFFECT, AN URGENT SITUATION CONSIDERING THE RAPIDITY, VIGOR AND DISCIPLINE WITH WHICH LOCAL AND/OR STATE AND/OR FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT PURSUE PROSECUTIONS, PROBATION VIOLATIONS AND OR ANY OTHER ADVERSE LAW ENFORCEMENT AND/OR PROSECUTORIAL ACTION, THUS NECESSITATING AN URGENT RESPONSE BY COMPETENT LEGAL COUNSEL. IN OTHER WORDS, NEGLECTING SUCH PROSPECTIVE AND/OR ACTUALIZED LEGAL EVENTS MAY BE CATASTROPHIC TO THE PERSON(S) WHO IS THE SUBJECT OF INVESTIGATION AND/OR ARREST AND/OR PROBATION VIOLATION AND/OR PROSECUTION. THEREFORE, IT IS AMPLY AND OBJECTIVELY FAIR TO LABEL ATTORNEY'S LETTER AN "URGENT LAW FIRM NEWSLETTER."
TO RECEIVE DISCOUNT, YOU MUST PRODUCE THIS MAILER AND ENVELOPE TO WHICH THIS DISCLAIMER CORRESPONDS (NO REPRODUCTIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED ). THE WORDS "DISCOUNT" AND "VOUCHER CODE" ARE INTERCHANGEABLE AND NOT SEPARATE AND DISTINCT. THE INVOCATION OF THE VOUCHER CODE IS INSUFFICIENT; LETTER RECEIVED BY RECIPIENT WITH ENVELOPE MUST BE PRODUCED TO ATTORNEY. DISCOUNTS CANNOT BE USED IN COMBINATION. ONE DISCOUNT PER CLIENT AND PER CASE ONLY. DISCOUNT USEABLE AGAINST THE ENTIRE FEE ONLY AND NOT TOWARDS THE DEPOSIT, MONTHLY INSTALLMENTS OR ANY OTHER FRAGMENTS OR FRACTIONS CONTAINED IN THE TOTAL FEE, NOR AGAINST ANY COST REIMBURSEMENTS. ATTORNEY IS NOT UNDER ANY OBLIGATION TO HONOR THE DISCOUNT, NOR VOUCHER CODE; ATTORNEY IS FREE TO SET ANY LIMITATION HE CHOOSES AT ANY TIME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO REFUSAL TO HONOR ANY DISCOUNT OR VOUCHER CODE.
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IF ANY ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC., WHATSOEVER ARE HELD TO BE UNENFORCEABLE UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, SUCH TERM WILL BE MODIFIED SO THAT IT IS ENFORCEABLE TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, AND ALL THE OTHER TERMS OF THE AGREEMENT WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT. IF THE UNENFORCEABLE ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. IS DEEMED UNENFORCEABLE UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, SUCH ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. WILL BE MODIFIED SO THAT IT IS ENFORCEABLE TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, AND ALL THE OTHER TERMS OF THIS DISCLAIMER WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT. IF THE UNENFORCEABLE ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. CANNOT BE SO MODIFIED, SUCH ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. WILL BE EXCLUDED FROM THIS DISCLAIMER AND ALL OTHER ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT.
WE DO NOT REPRESENT THAT WE HAVE FULL-TIME FACILITY/IES IN YOUR SPECIFIC CITY, LOCALE OR PROXIMITY. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF OUR HEADQUARTERS, REGIONAL OFFICES, IF ANY AVAILABLE IN YOUR CITY, LOCALE OR PROXIMITY, ARE CONSULTATIVE ONLY AND ARE NOT FULL-TIME OCCUPANCIES (NEITHER DO WE REPRESENT EITHER IMPLICITLY OR EXPRESSLY THAT THEY ARE ANYTHING EXCEPT CONSULTATIVE FACILITIES, IF ANY); JUXTAPOSITION OF CITY AND 'LAW FIRM' AND/OR 'LAW OFFICE' AND/OR WORD(S) AND/OR PHRASE(S) OF SIMILAR IMPORT ON ENVELOPE IS SIMPLY MEANT TO ILLUSTRATE THE GENERAL AND POSSIBLE AVAILABILITY OF OUR SERVICES TO RESIDENTS AND/OR DOMICILIARIES AND/OR OCCUPANTS OF AND/OR PERSON(S) AND/OR ENTITY/IES WHO DO BUSINESS OR ARE EMPLOYED IN THE NAMED CITY/IES, INCLUDING CITY WHERE YOU LIVE, NOT TO CONVEY WE HAVE A FULL-TIME OR EVEN A PART-TIME OFFICE IN YOUR CITY, LOCALE OR PROXIMITY.
WE STRIVE FOR ACCURACY; ANY INACCURACY/IES IN THIS LETTER AND/OR IN ANY OF OUR PROMOTIONAL OR ANY MATERIAL(S) IN ANY FORMAT WHATSOEVER IS/ARE PURELY INADVERTENT. SERVICES ARE NOT FREE. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE A CONSULTATION TO ANYBODY FOR ANY REASON. ATTORNEY CONDUCTS BUSINESS IN ONLY THE VERY HIGHEST OF FAIR DEALINGS, INTEGRITY, TRUTHFULNESS AND HONESTY AND NOTHING IN THIS LETTER (NOR IN ANY OF OUR MATERIALS IN ANY FORMAT WHATSOEVER) IS INTENDED TO BE ANYTHING EXCEPT COMPLETELY TRUTHFUL, HONEST, UPRIGHT AND ETHICAL. WE ALSO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SUMMARILY CANCEL ANY EXISTING APPOINTMENT AT ANY TIME. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT NOT TO RESPOND TO ANY COMMUNICATION CONVEYED TO ATTORNEY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM AND FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER. ATTORNEY ALONE DECIDES SUBJECT MATTER, LENGTH AND CONTENT OF YOUR FREE CONSULTATION. NOTHING IN THIS LETTER ESTABLISHES ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP WHATSOEVER, NOR DOES IT CONVEY ANY LEGAL ADVICE NOR ANY GUARANTEE, IMPLIED OR EXPRESS WARRANTY, ASSURANCE, PROMISE AND/OR ELIGIBILITY FOR ANY PARTICULAR TYPE OF LEGAL RELIEF WHATSOEVER NOR ANY GUARANTEE, IMPLIED OR EXPRESS WARRANTY, ASSURANCE AND/OR PROMISE OF ANY POSITIVE, DESIRED OR PARTICULARIZED OUTCOME WHATSOEVER. NOTHING IN THIS LETTER (BE IT PROMOTIONAL VERBIAGE, PAST SUCCESS, TESTIMONIALS, AWARDS OR ANYTHING ELSE) IS MEANT TO IMPLICITLY OR EXPRESSLY CONVEY THAT WE WILL BE SUCCESSFUL WITH YOUR CASE. EACH CASE IS DIFFERENT; RESULTS MAY VARY. WE DO NOT REPRESENT YOUR "FREE CONSULTATION" IS ANYTHING EXCEPT A FREE, INITIAL IN-PERSON CONSULTATION WITH THE ATTORNEY.
"VIEW OUR AMAZING CASE RESULTS" IS BY NO MEANS ANY EXPRESSION OF A GUARANTEE, WARRANTY OF ANY COMPARABLE RESULT IN YOUR PARTICULAR CASE. "AMAZING" IS A FIGURATIVE AND SUBJECTIVE STATEMENT OF OPINION ONLY AND IS NOT MEANT TO CONVEY ANY PROMISE, WARRANTY OR GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL OBTAIN A COMPARABLE OR SIMILAR RESULT, ESPECIALLY GIVEN THAT EACH CASE AND ITS ATTENDANT FACTS, COMPLEXITIES AND AVAILABLE REMEDIES CARRY ITS OWN VASTLY UNIQUE, DISTINCT COMPONENTS, REMEDIES, VARIABLES, FACTORS, NUANCES, SUBTLETIES, IDIOSYNRACIES, FACTUAL BACKGROUNDS, FACT PATTERNS, ETC. "TRUSTED" BADGE MERELY DENOTES ATTORNEY'S PERSONAL BELIEF THAT HE IS AN HONEST, ETHICAL AND MORALLY- AND LEGALLY-UPRIGHT IN ALL OF HIS PERSONAL AND BUSINESS DEALINGS, CUSTOMS, HABITS, AND INTERACTIONS WITH HIS CLIENTS AND MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC AND GENERAL BELIEF IN HIS OWN TRUSTWORTHINESS; IT DOES NOT DENOTE ANY OBJECTIVE, THIRD-PARTY OFFICIAL COMMENDATION, LABEL OR DESIGNATION GRANTED UPON HIM BY ANY ORGANIZATION, INDIVIDUAL OR ENTITY PER SE.
THE PHRASE "ISN'T IT TIME TO DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM THE PC 290 REGISTRY?" IS MERELY AN INVITATION TO DISCUSS THE POSSIBILITY OF ELIGIBILITY UNDER SENATE BILL 384 WHICH WAS PASSED INTO LAW BY GOVERNOR BROWN ON OR ABOUT OCTOBER 6, 2018 ; IT IS IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM INTENDED TO BE ANY DECLARATION THAT YOU SHOULD EVER SHIRK YOUR PC 290 REGISTRATION REPONSIBILITY/IES SHY OF AN UNAMBIGUOUS, UNEQUIVOCAL AND PROPER ORDER FROM THE APPLICABLE STATE GOVERNMENT ENTITY TO THE CONTRARY. "FIND OUT IF YOU'D QUALIFY" IS MERELY AN INVITATION TO COME AND DISCUSS YOUR PROSPECTIVE ELIGIBILITY UNDER SENATE BILL 384 (SB384). BE ADVISED THAT SB384 MAY UNDERGO FURTHER REVISIONS BETWEEN NOW AND ITS CURRENTLY-SLATED EFFECTIVE DATE OF JANUARY 2021 AND THAT ANY PRELIMINARY CONCLUSION OF ELIGIBILITY GENERATED BY OUR OFFICE IS STRICTLY ATTORNEY'S OWN PROFESSIONAL OPINION AND NOT NECESSARILY INDISPUTABLE OR BEYOND DISAGREEMENT BY ANY OTHER ATTORNEY. ATTORNEY'S OPINION IS BASED ON REASONABLE GOOD FAITH BELIEF AND IS NOT INTENDED TO BE AN EXACT AND/OR PRECISE DETERMINATION IN VIEW OF THE REVISIONS WHICH MAY OCCUR AND/OR MISCALCULATION OF ELIGIBILITY THAT MAY OCCUR CONSIDERING THE COMPLEXITY AND LABYRINTHINE VOLUME OF SB384. THE SAME HOLDS TRUE OF ANY OF OUR LEGAL SERVICES AVAILABLE; ANY DETERMINATION OF ELIGIBILITY IS ONLY ATTORNEY'S REASONABLE AND GOOD FAITH PRELIMINARY DETERMINATION AND ANY MISCALCULATION IS ATTRIBUTABLE TO HUMAN ERROR AND ANY SUCH MISCALCULATION SHALL NOT BE HELD AGAINST ATTORNEY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.